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Noosphere
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RANKED #78 OF 101 IMAGES · OVERALL #394 OF 493 RANKED · VIBE SCORE 5.5 · 34 VOICES ·
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Noosphere on Civitai. 37,159 downloads. Community image checkpoint.
HAPPY10.0
4 mentions
SAD-
0 mentions
VIBE TRAJECTORY
26 weeks · 10 voices in this window
TOO QUIET
Not enough weekly voices to call a trend yet.
HOW TO USE IT
Open weights. You can use a hosted service, or download it and run it yourself, free.
RUN IT ON YOUR OWN MACHINE
Open weights: download Noosphere once and it's yours. No subscription, no rate limits, works offline.
0.9B parameters (SD 1.5 checkpoint merge), weights file is about 2.1 GB to 4 GB in FP16/FP32
- BARE MINIMUM
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
4 GB VRAM
~$80 USEDFP16 medvram, 512x512, ~6 s/image
- SWEET SPOT
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060
12 GB VRAM
~$260 USEDFP16 full precision, 512x768 with highres fix, ~1.5 s/image
- FULL POWER
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070
12 GB VRAM
~$520 USEDFP16 batch generations, TensorRT accelerated, ~0.4 s/image
LEARN HOW TO SET IT UP
WILL MY BOX RUN NOOSPHERE?
The three cards above are researched picks. Search the machine you actually have — we only say yes if it should reply at a usable speed, not just load the weights and crawl.
HARDWARE PICKS & PRICES ARE RESEARCHED FROM THE LIVE WEB AND REFRESHED AUTOMATICALLY. TREAT THEM AS BALLPARK, NOT GOSPEL.
WHAT CAN YOU ACTUALLY DO WITH IT?
Everyday jobs on each of those rigs: how long Noosphere takes, and how good the crowd says it is at that kind of work.
| THE JOB | BARE MINIMUMNVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 | SWEET SPOTNVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 | FULL POWERNVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Make an imageone picture at normal settings | ~6 S★★★★★ | ~2 S★★★★★ | UNDER A SECOND★★★★★ |
STARS ARE THE COMMUNITY SCORE FOR THAT KIND OF WORK, DOCKED FOR HOW SQUASHED THE WEIGHTS GET AT EACH TIER. TIMES ARE COMPUTED FROM RESEARCHED SPEEDS. BALLPARK, NOT GOSPEL.
WHAT THE INTERNET SAYS
Not enough discussion about Noosphere yet to call it. We found 34 posts but people did not say much either way.
24 POSTS · 10 COMMENTS · LEMMY · REDDIT · GITHUB · HACKER NEWS
PEOPLE LOVE
- No fan mail yet. The crowd is still warming up.
PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT
- No complaints yet. The internet is still looking for one. Suspicious.
LOOKING FOR AN ALTERNATIVE?
Other models the crowd has fully reviewed, starting with images models like this one.
Flux
Midjourney> SOURCES (12)
- REDDIT · 2023-12-26 · 64 UPVOTESDark AI - once they turn hostile
Dark AI - once they turn hostile
- REDDIT · 2023-05-22 · 33 UPVOTESExploring the noosphere
Exploring the noosphere
- REDDIT · 2024-03-19 · 12 UPVOTESNoöspheric Minds and biology's role post-singularity
Noöspheric Minds and biology's role post-singularity
- REDDIT · 2023-12-15 · 9 UPVOTESPyromancers Adore II preview - checkpoint:noosphere v4
Pyromancers Adore II preview - checkpoint:noosphere v4
- REDDIT · 2024-12-20 · 8 UPVOTESUnpopular opinion: the definition of AGI that everyone has been talking about recently is not actually AGI
Unpopular opinion: the definition of AGI that everyone has been talking about recently is not actually AGI
- REDDIT · 2023-11-21 · 7 UPVOTESWill the advancement of AI systems affect or alter Earth's biosphere?
Will the advancement of AI systems affect or alter Earth's biosphere?
- REDDIT · 2021-02-14 · 5 UPVOTESComment in r/singularity
Comment in r/singularity
- GITHUB · 2026-09-04 · 3 UPVOTESdocs: work-VM Hermes installer + llama.cpp hybrid runbook
docs: work-VM Hermes installer + llama.cpp hybrid runbook
- GITHUB · 2026-09-03 · 3 UPVOTESdocs(hybrid): llama.cpp operator activation how-to and dry-run stack script
docs(hybrid): llama.cpp operator activation how-to and dry-run stack script
- REDDIT · 2023-12-28 · 2 UPVOTESPoor Quality
Poor Quality
- REDDIT · 2017-01-13 · 2 UPVOTESDo You Believe The Brain Secretes Consciousness?
Do You Believe The Brain Secretes Consciousness?
- REDDIT · 2026-01-22 · 0 UPVOTESClaude Opus accessing some deep state?
Claude Opus accessing some deep state?